The Kingdom of Ost Mindoor is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its burgeoning Polish People population. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.601 billion Ost Mindoorians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The strong Ost Mindoorian economy, worth 180 trillion Mindoorian Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 69,279 Mindoorian Marks, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse, fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal, same-sex marriages are increasingly common, and college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. Crime is relatively low. Ost Mindoor's national animal is the Polish People.

Ost Mindoor is ranked 118,889^th in the world and 174^th in KAISERREICH for Safest, scoring 74.11 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.